Epic blonde moments

Blonde moment #1 :

On June 4, 2011, while on the MRT heading back to Hougang.

Ally : Ninda, check out that girl. She reminds me of the Ice Queen.

Ninda : Ice Queen?! Huh?

Ally : The Ice Queen, from Narnia. Don't you know that movie? It's so famous!
Ninda : Ice Queen? You mean White Witch?

Ally : Oh yeah! That's the name...White Witch...

Ninda : Aiyoh...Ally!

(I said Ice Queen because I remembered her ice castle and how "cold" she was so my brains automatically processed the name as Ice Queen.)

Blonde moment #2 :

On June 6, 2011, while chatting with Sam on Skype.

Sam : I am x-men
Ally : I am cloud

Sam : Huh? Is there such a character?

Ally : There was a girl called Cloud right? She controls the weather.

Sam : OH MY GOSH
U R SOOOOOO BLONDE
its STORM
aiyooo what would you do without me?

Ally : Oh yeah! That's the right name. Rings a bell now. -_-'''

(I remembered she controlled the weather, and scenes of the clouds turning grey from one of the earlier X-Men movie came to mind. Again, my brain processed the image and automatically processed the name as Cloud.)

Seems like I've been rather blonde lately. =p

Sporting and completely hilarious

POKER FACE | Lady Gaga (Acapella)

Shrek peek

Donkey > Puss : You are a CATastrophe!

Puss > Donkey : You are riDONKulous!

LOL! hahahahahaha

The 2-minute rhyme

It's great when we both have Skype to talk endlessly with at work. :)

And i present to you, my 2-minute impromptu poem made to rhyme..

"my heart cries out to you,oh romeo..

my every being aches being apart from you..

our love is like milk and oreo..

just as i am better only when with you.."

haha! good one, isn't it?

BUT... i was mistaken to be a racist! haha, calling him oreo and me milk.

Now, back to work... :(

Emo-nya...i feel like quitting...sitting in the office can be such a bore sometimes..

U Blonde??

This goes out to all the blondes I know, or even the blondes out there! Enjoy! (",)

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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home. The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home. The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'. The operator shakes his head. How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable'?

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul."

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Hahahahaha! Classic and a good one! Reminds me of ruttituttifrutti, my once extremely blonde sista :)
Sometimes, her blonde-ness just amazes me laa..
And yeah, there are some other blonde friends as well..
So here's to all blondes!
May you continue to uplift hearts and bring warm smiles and joy to those around you..and i mean this in a good way of course, no hard feelings/mockery whatsoever.. :)

Cheers!

The Raise - Must Read!

"The Raise." Enjoy! :)

The day the Penis asked for a raise...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off..

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response...

Dear P.Niss;

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,

the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completedthe assigned task..

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags..

Sincerely,

V. Gina

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LOL!!!

I laughed my ass off reading this. So needed it..after being gloom and lifeless the entire day.

Awesome piece of work! Kudos to whoever wrote it. :)

All you pervs out there, if you like it, hit the LIKE button! hahahaha..