Sunday, March 29, 2020

Pandemic pick-up lines

Damn, these pick-up lines are so good! The person who thought of them is brilliant.

1. Restricted movement or not - you've locked down my heart.

2. This virus is so infectious, just like you.

3. Soap and water may wash away a virus, but no amount of washing will wash away my feelings for you.

4. I have maggi mee….will you marry me?

5. Are you infected with the virus? Cos you take my breathe away.


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